A Woman With Rings.

I want to marry a woman who wears ten rings.

He said.

But they can’t all be on all of the fingers.

And she can’t have one on each thumb, because that’s just stupid.

And one of them has to be those huge ones like the kind that Kristen Stewart wears.

And she has to kind of double them up and have some above her knuckles as well.

And when you find her, call me.

Because I want to meet her.

And then I’ll marry her.

You might be searching for a very very long time with regulations like that.

I wondered.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just put the rings on her fingers yourself?

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